Weiners

Weiner dogs are so funny.   Roxie snores and cannot sit on her butt.  Her legs are too short.   Both are sleeping by me as I contemplate the future.   Ruby is curled up on the pillow as she is the Queen Wein.  Pip the non weiner with a weiner is out in the sun room.   Trying to catch flies.  I wish he would catch this last annoying fly. Here. Now. Buzzing.  Damn fly.  GO away.  People are like that.  Buzzing. Annoying.  Idiotic.  Thank the lord there are some that are interesting. Fun. Creative.  Quiet. Loveable.  My friends.  I love my friends.  they know who they are.  Many are animals.  Many have animal totems.  Laura might have a butterfly totem. I have a dragonfly totem.  Lisa might have an angel fish totem.  We have more than one.  Those are what come to me right now.  I also have Elk, Horse and Turkey.  What does that say about me?  I have strong antlers to chase people away.  I can run like the wind and I can act totally ridiculous like a Turkey.  Have you ever seen Wild Turkeys and how they behave.  They dance around, gobble at you and steal food from the kitty.  A white one was on my porch today eating Twit's food.  Poor Twit, she should chase them away.  Cold nose on my arm says come sit with me NOW, the non-weiner begs.